Sunday, November 13, 2011
About two and a half weeks ago, my friend's chameleon gave birth to ten adorable babies! I had no idea that chameleons gave live birth!! I was fortunate enough to get one, and he is my new best friend. I've named him 'The Grand Poobah' and I intend to carry him around the island forcing people to bow down to him and kiss him on the paw. However, at the moment, if anyone were to try to kiss him, he would be swallowed up in squishy lip flesh. So, right now, I am just feeding him lots and lots of crickets and spraying him with delicious water until the day comes when I can lord him over the entire Coconut Island. Bwahahahaha!